| Mitsubishi | from combination of the words "mitsu" and "hishi" 
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| MITSUBISHI | Makes Inexcusably Trashy Shitboxes Usually Boring Incompetent Slow and Horribly Inefficient
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| Mitsubishi | Mitsubishi's Inexcusably Trashy Shitboxes are Usually Boring, Inexpensive, Slow and Horribly Incompetent
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| MITSUBISHI | Must Investigate That Squeak Under Bonnet I Shall Hit It
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