| LINCOLN | Lavish Inside Now Crummy Outside Living Nowhere 
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| LINCOLN | Lifters Inconveniently Noisy Creates Oil Leaks Now
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| LINCOLN | Looking Inside Newly Created Orgasms Like Nothing
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| LINCOLN | Lunch Is Now Contended Of Lacking Narcotics
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| LINCOLN | Luxurious Interior Nice Clean Outside, Looks New
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